4th of July Stupid Kids and Fireworks, Safety, Idjutness, Academics and Fun!

Yep, it's that time again!

On Monday, many many towns will be celebrating the 4th of July with spiffy fireworks, parades and other assorted insanities.

I know, I know…you're probably wondering to yourself,

  • Where's the fun?
  • Where's the academics?
  • Where's the forced marches to burn off calories?

I certainly do hear you about that, which is why today's post is dedicated to making your children's 4th of July something they'll whisper to *their* kids when they misbehave.

First, let's start off with:


4th of July Worksheets and Academics!

Nothing says "Jolly Fun!" like sitting your kids down at their home desks and dumping 98 pages of delightful academic worksheets in their laps!

I know, I know – MamaBear is the utter definition of awesome when it comes to fun family time!

But I digress.  🙂

Point your kids to:

When your children have completed these odes to fun fun fun, give them grief and agony with:


4th of July Crafts and Activities!

When *that's* completed, it's time to dive into how *not* to blow yourself up!


4th of July Fireworks Safety


Of course, this posting wouldn't be complete without:


Stupid Kids and Fireworks!

Lord save me from idjutness.  And the last video is from a so-called adult.



Wow.

Just….wow.

Have a safe and fantastic 4th of July!

Parent powerfully,

— MamaBear

2 thoughts on “4th of July Stupid Kids and Fireworks, Safety, Idjutness, Academics and Fun!”

  1. Mama Bear – Here in NC fireworks are completely legal (the ones that stay on the ground and sparklers) in SC…10 minutes away, all the BIG HUGE fireworks are completely legal. I am from California where NO fireworks are allowed..and I wish it was that way here. The insanity we see throughout the entire 4th of July weekend in incredible…as a matter of fact…someone had a sparkler on my street the other day…it caught the pine needles of a planter on fire…and POOF! It was up in flames!

    1. They’re totally illegal here in NJ too! I do love taking the kids to the town shows, but yep…no home fireworks here.

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